Subject: [bridge] bridge survey
Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2001 12:17:26 -0700
From: Hugh Genin
To: bridge
In order to better meet the needs of the bridge consumer, the Pink
Palace
is sending out a statistically-sound, unbiased survey that will help
bridge
consumers convey their needs, wishes, and opinions in a completely
anonymous manner. Please take a minute to fill out the survey.
Question 1.
The best type of M&Ms are:
a) plain
b) peanut
c) mini
d) peanut butter
e) almond
f) crispy
g) they're all good
Question 2.
The best bridge radio station is:
a) 106.5 Lame Pop Rock
b) 105.7 Lame Pop Rock
c) 104.9 Once really awesome 80s music, but now transformed into Lame Pop Rock
d) 101.3 Excellent 80's music
e) 98.5 Lame Classic Rock
f) 97.3 Lame Rock
g) 95.3 Lame Country. Oops, sorry, I'm repeating myself.
h) 92.3 Lame Hard Rock
i) 88.5 Lame people who talk too much
Question 3.
The ideal dinner consists of:
a) Oatmeal!
b) Burritos
c) Oatmeal!
d) M&M's, Pringles, carrots, and whatever other snack food is lying around
that doesn't taste like ass.
Question 4.
If you can make 3, you can make:
a) 3
b) 4
c) 7
Question 5.
If Dave bids 3, he is:
a) interfering
b) sacrificing
Question 6.
If Max bids 3, he is:
a) inviting to slam
b) really only able to make 2
c) really only able to make 1
Question 7.
If Hugh bids 3, he is:
a) really only able to make 7
b) lying through his teeth, because he never gets that many points
c) mistaken
Question 8.
The most "aggregious" misspelling you've ever seen on any survey is:
a) "descender"
Question 9.
When playing goulash, the best deal is:
a) 4-5-4 to everyone
b) 4-5-4 to one team, 5-4-5 to the other
c) 5-4-5 to everyone
d) 5-5-3
e) List your favorite:
f) Who cares! It's gotta be better than my last hand. Pass the M&Ms.
Question 10.
Tonight's schedule will be:
a) Survivor at 8, bridge at 9
b) Bridge at 9, Survivor at 8
c) Survivor at 8 followed by bridge
d) Bridge, following Survivor
Question 11.
The answer to this question is:
a) Yes
b) No
Question 12.
I am going to:
a) Answer this question
b) Not answer this question
Question 13.
This statement is false.
a) Yes
b) No
c) Don't make me pull out my SurveyMonkey!
Question 14:
Wasssup?
a) Wasssup!
b) Who's your Daddy!
c) Wasssabi!
d) How are *you* doing?
Question 15.
This survey is:
a) Completely unbiased
b) Totally unbiased
c) Absolutely unbiased
d) Not biased at all
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